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I got this in the mail the other day, and I wanted to share it with you all. I know Kiki grew up a military brat, so he fully understands some of the things we go thru. So from me to you, thank you for your suport. Its people like the ones on this forum that make my job worth while, and I will say that from Iraqi, South Korea, or any where in the world that I need to go, so you can keep crankin them stereos.

Any of you in OK beware. Jeremy is comming home, and its time to party.

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, Italy, Hungary and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the

world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a GI.

Oh thats good...I think I have a perfect place to post it!

Overly simplistic, at best.

i've seen that before. it would be awesome to hear that on tv. have a safe trip back man!

Hmm...lots of my opinions put into writing in that one.

TEDD

That is great. That should be publicly broadcasted on TV and radio. Now spread through the internet!

Where's home in Oklahoma Jeremy? I've got family in Duncan.

-Fishy

first of all, Jeremy, we're most certainly glad that you did not die or get seriously injured. you guys are true heroes!

but as for the speech, it would cause catastrophic repercussions both domestically and internationally. such a move by the american gov't would be very dumb politically and economically, as both Russia and China have nukes and the ability to start WWIII that would basically wipe out everything on this planet.

in any event, that speech is quite funny.

Glad to here your coming home. My cousin came back in october and he hasent stopped telling stories yet, some good, most bad. Im glad that you guys(millitary men) stick up for the country, and all of the rest of us who would rather seek an education without putting our life on the lines, or the people that just dont do anything period. Without the armed services this country would be nothing. JOB WELL DONE JEREMY!

Without the armed services this country would be nothing. JOB WELL DONE JEREMY!

Yes, THANK YOU JEREMY! Its people like you that make us one of the (if not the most) powerful country in the world.

I cant say it enough times...THANK YOU!!!

TEDD