How many five year olds could you take?

William from NOLA · Post by **William from NOLA** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:25 pm

I would say I could take up to 15.

nist7 · Post by **nist7** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:07 pm

I would say that the average man can't take 80 5-year olds.

And as weak as 5-year olds seem/are, 80 is not a small number. And as they rush towards you and basically pulverize your testicles and phallus, you are pretty much done for.

If they are smart, they will probably rip off your phallus in a short amount of time, which would result in fairly quick unconsciousness and certain death if left untreated.

I would say 10 is my maximum.

Justin from Detroit1 · Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:42 pm

nist7 wrote:I would say that the average man can't take 80 5-year olds.

And as weak as 5-year olds seem/are, 80 is not a small number. And as they rush towards you and basically pulverize your testicles and phallus, you are pretty much done for.

If they are smart, they will probably rip off your phallus in a short amount of time, which would result in fairly quick unconsciousness and certain death if left untreated.

I would say 10 is my maximum.

There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

Scarrell · Post by **Scarrell** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:05 pm

i could probably do a few but i dont understand this post? i mean its like asking " how many can you rub off in a bathroom in a mall before someone comes in ".... or somethin? :unwell011 i dont know...

nist7 · Post by **nist7** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:07 pm

Justin from Detroit wrote:There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

well that's no fun....

Post by **GlassWolf** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:54 am

you people need to play more SmashTV!

Anybody remember that game? man that was one of my favorites of all time on the Sega