New Bill of Rights!!!

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:22 pm

Subject: New Preamble to the Constitution

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
Somebody said this was probably the best e-mail he'd seen in a long, long
time. The following has been attributed to State Rep Mitchell Aye from GA. This
guy should run for President one day... Regardless who wrote it, it's great.

"We the sensible people of the United States , in an attempt to help everyone
get along, restore some
Semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our Nation safe, promote positive
behavior, and secure the
Blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more
Time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally
whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetter's.

We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of People are
confused by the Bill of Rights and
are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big Screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More
power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that
means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the
channel, express a different
opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to
be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to
be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary
of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional
couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve ... Get an education and go to
work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!!!)
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public
housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally
maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry
in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you
still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to
have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to
take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid
before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!) (AMEN, AGAIN!!!)
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic
Laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are
from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
(lastly .)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was Founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you
are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all;
with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage
and history, and if you are
uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:23 pm

ChevyMuscle · Post by **ChevyMuscle** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:47 pm

thank you

:excited:

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:55 pm

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:00 pm

terrible.

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:56 pm

Glad you liked it Keith...

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:19 pm

terrible? no, try phenomenal! that rocked

Taco Supreme · Post by **Taco Supreme** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:29 pm

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:15 pm

okay other than a select few its okay :P

brisgreat1 · Post by **brisgreat1** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:29 pm

some were just ignorant, but i thought it was a little bit funny